kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

cakejam:

this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!

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slutframing:

There is no lie detected